On Wine

There was a time when I chose wine based on two things: price, and the level of hilarity represented by the label.

Sometimes I still regress to that point. I bought this just two weeks ago:

Only $12! 

But as a sophisticated woman of the world, and one who now proudly owns a copy of Wine for Dummies, I’m working on developing a taste and knowledge of wine. Words like “bouquet,” “tannins” and “palate” are working their way into my lexicon. One day I feel I’ll be able to discuss a bottle with equally pretentious people without adopting an affected English accent and donning an imaginary monocle.

Beyond its taste and intoxicating quality, here are three things I love about wine:

-       it’s historical

-       it’s international

-       it allows me to turn drinking into a hobby

I love history, I love travel, and I love spending my days in a nauseous haze. I’ve found my true passion in life.

1. Historical

Wine is one of the world’s oldest beverages. At certain times and places throughout history it has even been more popular than water—such as in the margin of time after we developed the technology to pollute our waterways with sewage, but hadn’t yet developed the means to render that same water palatable.

Like really old buildings or really old people, wine has remained constant while everything around it has changed. Certainly wine production has evolved over time, but the basic operation, particularly in many old-world wineries, has been handed down from generation to generation independent of development outside the vineyard walls.

Leonardo da Vinci drank wine. Machiavelli drank wine. Mussolini drank wine. I drink wine! It provides a connection with the past that Pepsi Next lacks.

2. International

Wine is made all over the world. Strangely enough, even before I was interested in wine, I’ve found myself drawn to countries where wine is prominent—Italy, France, Germany and Greece to name a few. What a happy coincidence! My affection for Baroque architecture and my sparse knowledge of French dovetail nicely with this new interest.

I actually visited a winery a number of years ago on a tour of Greece, long before I had any taste for wine whatsoever. It was very scenic; as I recall I nearly crashed a wedding as I was trying to get a picture of the view. As far as the wine itself goes, I don’t remember much about it besides the fact that I didn’t like it, and one was made from oranges. Although maybe the fact that I don’t remember it actually recommends it; we did do a tasting.

A view worth ruining anyone's special day for.

I figured while I was there I might as well paparazzo them. Nothing but class.

Last summer Mitch and I visited the Okanagan, launching my true interest in wine, perhaps in efforts to reconnect with that carefree vacation lifestyle. The pace in the Okanagan is nothing like the pace in Edmonton… it might have something to do with the sheer amount of energy required to stay alive there, i.e. not much, in contrast to here in Edmonton (see this post).

Elephant Island winery, Naramata, BC. Pleasant.

Edmonton, AB. Unpleasant.

Wine represents a way of life that is different from my way of life. It represents a life that is full of pleasure, not one that is spent trudging to work at a utility company each day, as the snow piles ever higher.

3. As for calling drinking a hobby… well, it's nice to have an excuse for these:

So, in summary, a glass of wine can be an escape into a different time, a different place, a different level of consciousness. Drink up!

You'll Like What I Tell You to Like: Downtown EP

Some years ago I downloaded a free iTunes single by a little-known band from the Queen City called Rah Rah. The song was “Duet for Emmylou and the Grievous Angel.”

“Wow,” said I. Very little music has had the immediate impact on me like that track did. There was so much I liked about it: the six-eight lilt, the fact that they reference Regina (I was born in a town two hours down the trans-Canada; I can practically see the city from my backyard), the plaintive fiddle work, and most of all, the gentle croon of Erin Passmore.

I later picked up the album, Going Steady, and was suitably impressed. I had only one beef with that album, and with the band’s follow-up, Breaking Hearts: there wasn’t enough Erin.

I’m ashamed to say I’ve never seen the band live, but from what I’ve read, Passmore, who also serves as the band’s drummer, prefers to minimize the time she spends in the spotlight. She steps out from behind the drums just once per set—for “Grievous Angel.” And you can hear the modesty in her voice. It’s a subtle sort of greatness, unwilling to call too much attention to itself.

So imagine my delight when I heard about Downtown EP—all Erin, all the time! With eight tracks all to herself, there was room for Passmore to better explore her musical capacity.

It turns out that Passmore is a multi-instrumentalist and a very capable songwriter, but the thing that still gets me is her voice: it’s gentle as a cooing dove on a strong sedative, but just as you’re being lulled to sleep a her powerful high register will blast you from your reverie like a very melodious alarm clock.

The opening track, “Into the Woods,” is arresting, and it’s everything I love about Passmore. It has the melody and rich instrumentation of Rah Rah (I also read that several of the band’s musicians helped her out on the record), but with a more ominous mood. The title itself conjures up visions of Red Riding Hood venturing into the dark unknown.

“Downtown” is the most upbeat track on the album, and the most surprising: the distorted guitar-driven instrumentation is at odds with Passmore’s vocals, but it’s a successful effort. No track blends into the next—whether it be an aching ode to a love that can never be (“Married”) or a should-I-shouldn’t-I lounge ballad on a friend that could be more (“Rock the Boat”), Passmore tackles even stock subject matter with an earnestness that makes it much more than a pop song.

But the momentum wanes in the second half of the EP. If I’d bought the vinyl instead of the digital album I probably would have worn out side one while rarely even listening to side two. It’s not that the final four tracks are bad; I’m just an instant-gratification type of person. “Monster” has a fun picking pattern and folky feel, but “Fall,” “Sad Song” and “Captain” kind of meld together in a slippery slope of unhappiness.

But at least this depressing turn makes me eager to return to the beginning of the album for a second listen. There’s still some hope there.

Because the World Needs Another Person Who Won’t Shut Up About Their Pets

To celebrate this long weekend, I headed back to Saskatchewan to spend some time with my family.

My parents have two dogs, a white mutt named Charlie and a grey cockapoo (that’s a cocker spaniel/poodle cross) named Bailey. Here they are:

The distribution of focus in this photo roughly equals the distribution of my love.

There wasn’t a whole lot to do this weekend so I spent a considerable portion of it lying on the floor with my camera trying to capture their canine cuteness.

Polite befuddlement!

Chin rubs are more rewarding when you have to work for them.

Look at all that majesty.

Bailey and I later set out for a game of ball. I brought along my camera, still searching for the perfect action shot that eluded me at roller derby.

Bailey's tongue in mid-flap, frozen for all eternity.

I pressed the shutter a micro-second too early here--she's about to launch into a mid-air catch. This is also a good shot of Bailey. :)

If you ignore the overexposure, this was probably the most successful shot. It really captures Bailey's passion for her sport.

An appropriately lazy post for a lazy weekend. Hope you all had an enjoyable Easter!

Derbytown

Last weekend I took in some derby.

Roller derby is a decades-old combination of sport and spectacle that has been resurfacing in the last decade. Participants in the event I attended were just little girls, aged about 10-17, and my God. They are already far tougher than I will ever be. 

I saw her kill a puppy.

For the event we headed up to exotic North Edmonton—where we don’t need trash cans, we’ve got bushes! The track is in a small arena on an old army garrison. It smelled like feet.

That may be due to all the roller skates or just a carryover from army days, but it took awhile to get used to. Our seats were in the front row, right on the track—it’s called “suicide row,” due to the number of times spectators there are victims of plays gone awry on the track.

Exhibit A.

The rules of roller derby are complex, but for those who are unfamiliar with it, it involves two teams of girls—the “pack”—skating around an oval track on roller skates. Each team has a “jammer,” who skates around trying to overtake the pack. Every time she laps the pack, the jammer earns a point for her team.

But that description eliminates the real point of the sport: the bruising. This is where the “spectacle” portion of the event comes into play: girls in fishnets and fake eyelashes doing whatever they can to edge each other off the track.

A lot of newbies were participating in the first game of the evening—ten-year-olds who could barely stay upright—so there was little real action. The second game featured older and more experienced players, so the claws came out a little more. As I understand it, the adult league can lead to such injuries as broken legs and dislocated shoulders, so I’m hoping to take my camera to one of those matches sometime to get a few shots of these graceful swans flying into the sidelines.

Not that I’m pro-violence or anything, but I bet these are some of the toughest gals around. I didn’t see a single tear all night, even among the tiniest, most novice players—and there were a few nasty spills. 

The team that gets concussed together, stays together.

Initially I wasn’t sure about how I felt seeing little girls dressed up in fishnets and short shorts and whaling on each other. But after watching the games, and watching the teams interact with each other, I’ve decided the whole movement in its modern incarnation is about liberation. It’s much more “take that” than “look at me.”

It was a great way to spend a Saturday night—even if my hair smelled like moldy socks till the next day. And roller derby can spawn a great point of discussion over beers with your friends afterward: what would your derby name be? Each player adopts a derby name and persona (to distance oneself from the violence? I’m sure studies have been done on this) suggesting the kind of discomfort they’re able to inflict on other players. “Banana Bomb” and “Kat-astrophe” were examples, along with the more explicit “Miss Pain.”

“Piston” was the idea that immediately came to mind for myself, but I feel that with some thought I could do better than that. Mitch suggested “Whore-phine,” like “morphine”—something you’ll need after a match—but maybe it could be made a little more menacing—consider “WhoreFiend.” The possibilities!

I took my camera and spent the evening trying to get a sweet action shot with a jammer in the foreground and the slightly out-of-focus pack in the background. As you can see, I was not successful, but you know, practice, whatever. Check out my quasi-successes below!

Hip dislocation. It's a derby thing.

A triumph of panning!

In which I get artistic.

Evolution: From upright to flat on your ass.

Just as an aside... what does the law say about taking pictures of minors without their parents' permission and posting them on the internet?