Monday, 27 August 2012

My Extra-Curriculars


So between working for the man, lounging in the sun and entertaining you fine people, I also find time to share my two cents on flurtsite.com. Flurt is an Edmonton-based non-profit with the goal of empowering young women. You can think of it as a result of that one beautiful night that Cosmo and Adbusters share under the boardwalk while Bob Seeger played in the background.

There are many talented writers sharing their thoughts on the site, and I highly recommend checking some out. But since this is my blog, I'm going to direct you to the two articles I've written.

Here I'll introduce you to a lovely young lady with something to say about legalized abortion. Check out the comments to see some random tell me I should be ashamed of myself. (I'm not.)

For less controversy, check this out. Disney tries to create a heroine that isn't sorta lame. Are they successful?

Hope you enjoy!



Thursday, 16 August 2012

You'll Like What I Tell You to Like: Summer Reads

As you can see, I haven’t been expending a whole lot of energy on blogging endeavours. That’s because I’ve been enjoying all the summer has to offer! Beaches and beers on patios and what have you.

I’ve also been enjoying some reading that doesn’t strain my neurons too terribly. It’s no Twilight, but here are a few numbers that I think are pretty accessible. Read one, and do your part to combat Fifty Shades of Grey mania.


1. Spadework – Timothy Findley


I’ve read a fair bit of Timothy Findley and he never fails to please. His prose is what you might call Hemingway-esque: he says a lot with a little. Findley is one of those great writers that you enjoy as a beach read, or as a thesis paper—he creates enough plot to keep the pages turning, but if you want to go deeper you can see he’s saying a whole lot more than what it seems on the surface. Psychology and psychosis are prominent themes in most (or maybe all) of his work, and the dark recesses of the mind and universality of corruption and weakness play heavily the characters here.

All that said, this was not my Findley fave. It started out like a Nicholas Sparks novel, i.e. a lot of description about what the heroine is wearing and exactly how happy she is in her perfect suburban life. Golly gee! But then we discover there is actually nothing picturesque about it. Like a beautiful summer day that dissolves into thunder and lightning and winds that tear down street signs, the darker side of human nature quickly rears its ugly head.

Then all kinds of crap happens! Obviously I won’t go into detail, but to tempt you I will say that Findley has a nifty way of working sex into many facets of his characters. It runs throughout the novel, but there is one really weird sex-capade (for lack of a better word) that may almost cause you to stop reading. Listen to your heart. If it tells you to stop, do, because you probably can’t stomach the rest of what Findley has to say about YOU, the reader. And all of us. He’s very Jungian, you see.


2. Rules of Civility – Amor Towles

There's not a whole lot you can do to make a photo of a book interesting.
Twenty dollars says this novel is made into a movie inside five years. It’s got all the makings of a thinker’s blockbuster: Depression-era New York, a plucky heroine, a love triangle. And it works the rags-to-riches angle, which is as much a fantasy now as in pre-war USA.

It starts out strong—nothing catches and holds my interest like a glorious Model-T smashup resulting in an alarming disfigurement. Whenever we drive past a fender bender I cry to Mitch, “Rubberneck! Rubberneck!” This stems from my early days in the ’Skatch. We didn’t have computers, or cable, or sock puppets to amuse us, so we relied on other people’s misery. It remains the job of the passenger to paint me a poignant word picture, because I’m a responsible driver who keeps both eyes on the road at all times.

But anyway, things went downhill from the crash… or through the windshield, as it were. It didn’t exactly crash and burn (there’s a wealth of wordplay opportunity here) but there was definitely a steady decline. Most importantly, I felt like the authenticity waned as things went on. There wasn’t nearly enough 1930s slang for my taste, although the cigarette holders and martinis were plentiful. And frankly, the heroine kind of irritated me. Her name was Katey Kontent. Kontent? It’s reiterated several times in the book that “it’s pronounced kon-tent, like the state of being,” so I suppose Mr. Towles was trying to get at something with this. Is it that Katey will always take what she has and be thankful? Or is it that she’s just the opposite? I sure don’t know, so read it yourself and find out. Either way, I personally have never encountered a Russian immigrant whose surname began with anything other than “ov[a].”

My final beef is that the primary love interest’s name is Tinker. Tinker. That’s something my grandpa used to do with his train set, or something my dad does to the dishwasher when he’s too much of a he-man to call a professional. It’s definitely not glamorous. Certainly not the name of someone you’d trust to show you the town in style. But then again this was the era of the nickname, so maybe the ridiculousness of the moniker positively correlates to the attractiveness of the gentleman. At any rate, I’ll leave it to you potential readers to decide how attractive Tinker really turns out to be.


3. I’m Starved for You – Margaret Atwood


Ah Margaret. I’ll never have anything bad to say about you.

This is a short story released exclusively in electronic format, proving that Ms. Atwood, at 72, is still totally fresh and hep with the times. Like Findley, she probes into the soul of the everyman and shows us exactly what we all hate in ourselves. And I love her for it.

But at the same time, she scares the crap out of me. Here Atwood takes us into the not-so-distant future, somewhere between now and Oryx and Crake-era, and concisely illustrates what a mess we’ve made of things. In this particular dystopia the economy has disintegrated and the lack of jobs and stability has caused society to turn on itself. The solution: get people to volunteer as inmates. They spend every other month in custody, interspersed with months spent as civilians. Sort of a giant, sinister make-work project.

There’s not much more I can say about this because I have nothing to criticize, and it’s so short that to say anything is to say it all. But Margaret gets it, man. She sees what we’re all afraid to see and puts it down on paper, or its electronic equivalent. She too can say a lot with a little, but she’s more inclined to throw in a savoury word or brow-furrowing metaphor than Findley, which makes her writing a lot more fun to read out loud.


So that’s it. Despite my little barbs I actually recommend all three of these books, especially for a pleasure read this August on the beach, or if you’re in Edmonton, huddled by the fire. They may not be Shakespeare, but I didn’t feel my brain melting to mush as I read, either. So have at ’er!